Alexine Cleans: Super Sharp Fringe Fest Tour Drive

Thank you for your interest in sending Amy, Aubrey, Athena and ALEXINE CLEANS on a 2023 Fringe Fest TOUR!

We've put together a juicy selection of Brad's illustrations from the 1st episode and Amy's photos from that episode & the website. The sponsor packs have stickers and postcards from that selection.

Brad Collins' illustrations promise to lay the eye candy on thick!

The fictional story is encouraging & annoying, sobering & intoxicating (bold claim, I know) and fun & funny. It's heavy on grit, light on vanilla, peppered with F bombs and a few juicy sex scenes.

To be clear, this isn’t Shantaram or The Sisters Brothers or any other fine piece of literature. It’s a crazy, ass-over-tea-kettle galloping mutant ebook. Thanks for enjoying it!

Alexine Cleans is a down-to-earth, fictional story about a recently fired 51 year old woman whose car just died and now she’s cleaning houses for a living; while her 14 year old son is away, somewhere, after a series of reckless adventures.

This full spectrum view of her life includes dogs, fat thighs, online dating, sex, brown people, white people, and feeling relevant at her age, body mass index and annual income level. Quotes from Pulp Fiction, Eddie Murphy and Stan Ridgeway, among others, pop into her head without the mention of Generation X.

Please check out www.alexinereads.com and https://youtu.be/tY5IL--ANKw for more information.

$30: Super Supporter! You get a set of 5 stickers and 5 postcards, yippy! plus shipping charges

$50: Super Duper Supporter! You get a set of 10 stickers and 10 postcards, yes indeed-y! plus shipping charges

$150: Super Star Supporter! You get a set of 10 stickers and 10 postcards, and... Brad Collins' unreleased illustration 'Super Supporter' in archival quality 11" x 17" signed by Amy and Aubrey, SHAZAM! Can't discuss the image in detail, so let's just say a certain someone will be flying high in all her glory! ! plus shipping charges